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Management Lessons

Management Lesson – VIII

November 8, 2008

If you haven’t read this already… Once PV Narasimha Rao (PVNR), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yam Raj was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for [...]

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Management training program

June 25, 2008

Once during a Management training program, a team of Senior Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So these Managers went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape. They’re falling off the ladders, dropping the measuring tape – the whole thing is just a mess. An Engineer comes along [...]

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Management Lesson – VII

September 18, 2007

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize [...]

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Possibility vs Reality

June 26, 2007

It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking very tensed. The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -”Hey , what is this meeting about?” I told – “May be they will decide on when to have the next [...]

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Management Lesson – VI

June 23, 2007

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, [...]

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Management Lesson – V

June 11, 2007

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?” The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on [...]

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Management Lesson – IV

June 5, 2007

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving [...]

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Management Lesson – III

May 22, 2007

A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his [...]

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Management Lesson – II

May 13, 2007

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800.00 to drop [...]

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Management Lesson – I

May 6, 2007

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. [...]

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