Excerpts from Seinfeld

  • jerry-seinfeldA bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
  • It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  • There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.
  • There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.
  • I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
  • Men want the same thing from women what they want from their underwear… a little support, comfort, and freedom.

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