F.R.I.E.N.D.S Title Song Lyrics

I’m sure this needs no introduction! Enjoy! 🙂

FRIENDS
So, no one told you life was gonna be this way…
Your Job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A…
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear…
And it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year…

But –

I’ll be there for you… when the rain starts to fall…
I’ll be there for you… like I’ve been there before…
I’ll be there for you… cause you’re there for me, too… …

You’re still in bed at ten and work began at eight…
You’ve burned your breakfast, so far everything is great…
Your mother warned you there’d be days like these…
But she didn’t tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees…

That –

I’ll be there for you… when the rain starts to fall…
I’ll be there for you… like I’ve been there before…
I’ll be there for you… cause you’re there for me, too…

🙂

A Short History of Medicine

Complaint to health practitioner: “I have an earache.”

The cure:

2000 B.C. Here, eat this root
1000 B.C. That root is heathen, say this prayer
A.D. 1800 That prayer is just superstition, drink this potion
A.D. 1940 That potion is worthless snake oil, here, take this pill
A.D. 1985 That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic
A.D. 2000 That antibiotic is artificial, here, eat this root.

(?!?!!)

Dr. Watson with Mr. Holmes – My All time favourite

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Few hours later, Mr. Holmes woke up and nudged his faithful friend awake. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent.”

Whitesoc(k)?

bluetoothI’ve read about communication using messengers (not the Yahoo!, MSN or Google, AOL types, am talking about the individuals who carried messages!) which was obvious long time ago. Also, I read that pigeons were used for communication. Believable? May be yes, may be no!

And then, after postal letters, when telephones came into existence (placing a trunk call from post office), people really enjoyed the convenience. Real time talk! What more to expect?

Then, when phones came into homes, wow! It’s like you don’t even need to walk to the post office, real good!

And then cell phones. You don’t even need to be at home! Place or receive a call wherever you are! Plus, what not is available in mobile phones? The list would be endless, obviously!

Now, we have Bluetooth in use. Wow! We don’t even need to hold the cell phone pinned to your ear throughout the conversation. Plug in a small gadget, and you can talk even from the loo 😉

I am just thinking what next?? May be something like, you close your eyes and concentrate for second to remember your loved ones, and a red light flashes in their eyes? (??!!) Whatever! And am sure whatever that is will have a crazy name like Whitesoc or Pinkhair or Greennail. hehehe…

Am still thinking…