You know that old saying, ‘Strike while the iron is hot?’ Well, I think that’s a pretty dumb saying, ’cause I’ll betcha a cold iron will hurt like hell, too.
– Charlie Acord.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
– Albert Einstein.
Where’s my jacket? I’ve looked everywhere! Under the bed, over my chair, on the stairs, on the hallfloor, in the kitchen. It’s just not anywhere….Oh HERE it is! Who put it in the stupid closet?!
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?
China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there.
– Charles De Gaulle (Former French President).