Received this as a forward:
A burglar breaks into a house in the ritzier area of town. He’s sure that there’s nobody home but he sneaks in, doesn’t turn on any lights and heads for where he thinks the valuables are kept.
He hears a voice say, “I can see you! Jesus can see you, too!”
He freezes in his tracks! He doesn’t move a muscle!
A couple of minutes go by. The voice repeats “I can see you! Jesus can see you, too!”
He slowly takes out his flashlight, switches it on and looks around the room. He sees a bird cage with a parrot in it. “Did you say that?”
The parrot says again, “I can see you! Jesus can see you, too!”
“Hah! So what?! You’re just a parrot!” says the burglar.
“I may be just a parrot”, replies the parrot. “But Jesus is a Doberman!”