The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with $10 million are no happier than people with $9 million.
Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you’re too old to get the job.
One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Laugh and the world will laugh with you, snore and you sleep alone.
The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
Be like a postage stamp, stick to one thing until you get there.
A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn’t feel like it.