Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success… is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk..
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich… which never works.