Well Quoted – XXV

Quotes (25)Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.
— Mickey

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison
— Tim

If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks!
— Rita

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
— Woody

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
— Erica

Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive.
— Elbert

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
— Wendell

In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out.
— Joey Adams

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife findsout, she’ll kill me.
— Henry

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
— Benny Hill

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