Well Quoted – XXIV

Quotes (24)One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money!
— Edgar Watson Howe

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two
— Sir Norman Wisdom

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
— Doug Larson

A harmful truth is always better than… a useful lie!
— Eric Bolton

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
— Erno Philips

I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.
— Robert Paul

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk; and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
— Phyllis Diller

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
— Victor Borge

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
— W.C. Fields

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
— Will Rogers

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